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0:00.0	Let's say you love sports, but are also, you know, a busy person.
0:04.1	You want to know the latest sports news, but don't want to sit through a two-hour podcast.
0:08.8	Alright, if we're talking about you right now, then check out the new podcast from Wondery.
0:12.9	Listen to the lead starting 5 on Amazon Music, or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:23.8	People of Earth, the following podcast is not real.
0:27.2	And if we came in early and cut off the last 10 minutes of this American life, well,
0:31.3	the ending boiled down to things are I know is what they seem, but each of us holds a story
0:35.8	waiting to be told in 38 to 44 minutes, with a radic threadbare percussion playing behind
0:41.0	it.
0:42.0	Now, a bit of housekeeping.
0:43.3	I do have one unfortunate announcement about our cast for today's broadcast.
0:47.6	All of them are present.
0:49.7	But an otherworldly framing device can dream.
0:52.6	So slap on those noise-canceling headphones.
0:56.4	Not listening to something else, and do your best impression of someone prepared to
1:00.6	enjoy the show.
1:24.2	Hello, for the Magic Tavern.
1:25.8	A weekly podcast from the Magical Land of Phoon.
1:28.6	I'm your host, Darni Neacamp.
1:29.6	If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know.
1:33.9	Seven years and four weeks ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King
1:38.0	in Chicago into the magical, fantastical land of Phoon.
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