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0:00.0	Let's say you love sports, but are also, you know, a busy person.
0:04.1	You want to know the latest sports news, but don't want to sit through a two-hour podcast.
0:08.8	Alright, if we're talking about you right now, then check out the new podcast from Wondering.
0:12.9	Listen to the lead starting 5 on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:23.8	People of Earth.
0:25.0	The following is only a recording of trained Earth voice actors enacting a fantastical story
0:30.6	about dimensional travel that is by no means real.
0:34.0	There are no portals leading away from your planet to all sorts of other worlds, because
0:38.6	if there were, and there were some sort of show about that.
0:42.3	Surely that would be on TV, right?
0:44.5	I mean, that's the kind of thing you throw TV money at, yeah?
0:48.2	No, this is a podcast, so on the believability scale, we're starting with two strikes against
0:54.4	us.
0:55.4	Yeah, nothing accurate happening over here.
0:57.5	I mean, ask the people behind that Trojan Horse affair podcast.
1:01.1	Not a lot of need for fact-checking in the world of radio, am I right?
1:05.0	So take that need for very similar to off the table.
1:08.6	Pour yourself a nice big glass of all-believe anything and enjoy the show.
1:35.8	Hello from the Magic Tavern.
1:37.8	A weekly podcast from the magical land of fune.
1:40.2	I'm your host Arnie Neekham.
1:41.6	If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know.
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