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Hello From The Magic Tavern

Season 4, Ep 16 - Gourd (w/ Kris Straub)

Hello From The Magic Tavern

Arnie Niekamp

Fiction, Comedy

4.811.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

A golem with a gourd for a head talks about his work with the Department of Treasure.


Credits

Arnie: Arnie Niekamp

Chunt: Adal Rifai

Usidore: Matt Young

Gourd the Golem: Kris Straub

Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen


Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai

Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz

Editor: Stephen Dranger

Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi

Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

Theme Music: Andy Poland


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Let's say you love sports, but are also, you know, a busy person.

0:04.1

You want to know the latest sports news, but don't want to sit through a two-hour podcast.

0:08.8

Alright, if we're talking about you right now, then check out the new podcast from Wondering.

0:12.9

Listen to the lead starting 5 on Amazon Music, or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:23.8

People of the following podcast is not real, but it is the favorite listen of Neil Young

0:29.6

and other musical entities from the Earth Decade 1970.

0:33.0

Because we keep the amount of misinformation we're spewing about public health crises to a bare minimum.

0:38.6

We also keep commitment to character details or multi-episode story arcs to a bare minimum.

0:43.6

In fact, if we have one rule about this work, it's go for the bare minimum.

0:48.2

That's why our mascot is Quowy the minimum bear.

0:51.2

Maybe Quowy the minimum bear will make an appearance in your town soon,

0:54.4

eating her favorite food, low-hanging fruit.

0:57.5

But that's enough entertainment for now. Let's get down to the chore at hand.

1:02.0

Sit back and enjoy the show.

1:04.8

Hello from the Magic Tiver. A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon.

1:31.4

I'm your host, Arnee Neacamp. If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know.

1:36.2

About six years and 11 months ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago

1:42.3

into the magical, fantastical land of Foon. Luckily, I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal from the Burger King

1:48.2

through the dimensional rift. And I used that to upload this podcast,

1:51.9

recorded in the tavern, the strange familiar, and the town of nibble bottom,

1:55.6

at the foot of the unnamed mountain in the magical land of Foon.

1:59.0

And I'm joined, as always, by my co-host, Chant the Talking Badger.

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