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0:00.0	Let's say you love sports, but are also, you know, a busy person.
0:04.1	You want to know the latest sports news, but don't want to sit through a two-hour podcast.
0:08.8	Alright, if we're talking about you right now, then check out the new podcast from Wondery.
0:12.9	Listen to the lead starting 5 on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:23.6	People never, the following podcast is not real.
0:26.8	But you know what is real? The feeling I have when we're together.
0:29.8	See, I'm capable of real emotion, so stick that on your 2022 bingo card.
0:35.3	Now, last week, one of our main characters met nearly the entire episode on his deathbed.
0:41.2	Hear that podcast Oscars? That's a thing, right?
0:44.4	And sure, this week he's pretty much back up and running.
0:47.9	And if that seems unlikely, well, the Book of Boba Fett seems to have become the Book of Mandalorian Season 3 and his CGI friends.
0:55.0	So, anything's possible. Now, cut us a little slack while you sit back and enjoy the show.
1:01.8	Hello from the Magic Tavern. A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon. I'm your host,
1:28.4	Bernie Neckamp. If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know.
1:32.8	Six years and 11 months ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago into the magical fantastical land of Foon.
1:41.1	Luckily, I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal from the Burger King through the dimensional rift.
1:46.0	And I used that to upload this podcast, recorded in the tavern, the strange familiar, in the village of Nibblebottom,
1:52.3	at the base of the Unnameable Mountain in the magical land of Foon.
1:55.7	And I am joined, as always, by my co-host, Chant the Talking Badger.
2:00.1	Oh, yeah, baby.
2:02.2	How you doing, bud?
2:03.5	I'm doing great. Hey, you know, I've been thinking I've been working at my Black and White Smithery,
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