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Life Will Be the Death of Me with Chelsea Handler

Season 3 Premiere: Not Very Maternal with Katy Perry

Life Will Be the Death of Me with Chelsea Handler

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture

4.34.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2022

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

In the Dear Chelsea Season 3 Premiere, Chelsea and Catherine pay a visit to Katy Perry’s recording studio to talk about the elusive maternal instinct, being forced to hug other people, and the practical use of *medicinal herbs*.  Then:  A girlfriend can’t seem to stop yelling at her boyfriend.  And a twenty-something worries her new guy will judge her for her former partying lifestyle.

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Executive Producer Nick Stumpf

Produced by Catherine Law

Edited & Engineered by Brandon Dickert

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0:03.9

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0:08.7

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Grab a bottle of Karma probiotic water at Walmart, Sam's Club, or Crogr, or get 20% off by visiting

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drinkcarma.com slash Chelsea. Where were you in 92? Bouncing your butt to

0:43.2

Sir Mixla? Wondering if you, like Billy Ray Cyrus, could pull off a moment? Now I had as a podcast

0:48.0

all about it. I'm Jason Longfee, and on my new show, Where Were You in 92, we take a ride through

0:52.4

the major hits, one hit wonders, and shocking scandals that shaped the wildest 12 months in music

0:56.4

history. You know, the president came after me, everybody behind Warner with madness. Music was

1:02.3

magic, and I had completely burned that to the girl. I realized I'm the forbidden fruit.

1:08.6

So listen and follow Where Were You in 92. On the I-Hart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you

1:13.2

listen to your favorite shows. Hi, it's Bethany Frankel. My time on the real housewives of New

1:18.6

York is a few years behind me, and now I'm ready to put the real back into the real housewives.

1:23.7

That's where my new podcast, Rewives, comes in. This isn't your typical Rewatch podcast. I'm

1:28.7

bringing on unexpected thought leaders and celebrities to get their take on the chaos. In my first

1:33.7

episode, I dig into the scary island, Rooney Episode with Elizabeth Moss. It's one of my favorite shows

1:40.0

I've ever done, so don't miss it. Listen to Rewives with Bethany Frankel, on the I-Hart Radio

1:45.2

app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your favorite podcast.

1:51.2

Hi, hi, Catherine. How are you? Hi, Chelsea. We're in a different studio today.

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