Eventually Good Advice with Justin Long
Life Will Be the Death of Me with Chelsea Handler
iHeartPodcasts
4.3 • 4.6K Ratings
🗓️ 19 May 2022
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
Justin Long joins Chelsea to talk about mistaken identities, falling in love, and the underappreciated value of a Smartcar. Then: A 19-year-old wants to step outside her relationship for some sexploration. A sommelier struggles with her dad’s wedding one-upmanship. And a wife stumbles across some unexpected sexts on her husbands phone.
Do you need advice from Chelsea? Send us your question at: DearChelseaProject@gmail.com
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Executive Producer Nick Stumpf
Produced by Catherine Law
Edited & Engineered by Brandon Dickert
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| 0:44.8 | original podcast about the most unlikely art heist of all time. It was Nick Cage's own personal |
| 0:53.1 | national treasure. At a 1999 New Year's Eve party, someone snatched Cage's priceless comics. |
| 1:02.3 | But who? Listen to Stealing Superman on the iHeart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you |
| 1:08.8 | find your favorite shows. I'm Munga Shatekler, and it turns out astrology is way more widespread than |
| 1:16.2 | any of us want to believe. You can find it in Major League Baseball, International Banks, |
| 1:20.7 | K-pop groups, even the White House. But just when I thought I had a handle on this subject, |
| 1:25.4 | something completely unbelievable happened to me, and my whole view on astrology changed. |
| 1:30.6 | Whether you're a skeptic or a believer, give me a few minutes because I think your ideas are |
| 1:35.0 | about to change too. Listen to Skyline Drive on the iHeart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you |
| 1:40.8 | get your podcasts. Hi everybody, hi Catherine, how are you? Hi, I'm doing great. I love your |
| 1:48.9 | dear Chelsea hat and that you wear it now every episode. Thank you. It's my new look. I know it's |
| 1:53.9 | very vivacious. And I love the coloring. Yeah, our dear Chelsea merch is available on ChelseaHandler.com. |
| 2:00.2 | We are in California back in our studio. This is a very exciting time to be alive. We have a guest |
| 2:07.4 | today. We have some letters that you wanted to go over, right? To write in. You know what? We got an |
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