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0:00.0	People of Earth the following podcast is not real.
0:07.9	Sorry if I seem distracted.
0:09.9	You know that thing where you spill your morning brandy on your very favorite cape?
0:13.9	And then the local dry cleaner says they have no experience dealing with flexible steel?
0:17.9	Ugh, 11th world problems am I right?
0:20.4	If we're going by distance from the far booty nebula.
0:22.9	Anyway, as your mysterious framing device, I'm here to guide you safely down from the rush of the sixth anniversary.
0:29.7	And into the crushing familiarity of an episode that isn't the anniversary of anything.
0:34.6	Not too worried, we've got an exciting new guest,
0:37.0	putting us once again at the start of another 45 minute honeymoon before they realize what they've signed up for.
0:42.6	Sit back and enjoy the show.
1:07.6	Hello from the Magic Tavern.
1:09.6	A weekly podcast from the magical land of fun, I'm your host Arnie Neacamp.
1:13.6	If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know.
1:16.6	Six years and one week ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago.
1:23.6	Into the magical, fantastical land of fun.
1:26.1	Luckily, I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal from the Burger King through the dimensional rift.
1:31.1	And I used that to upload a podcast chronically, our quest to defeat the Dark Lord.
1:35.6	Although we're kind of in a period now where we're not so much trying to defeat the Dark Lord as letting other people do that.
1:43.1	While we focus on keeping me safe, me, possibly the most important person in all of fun right now.
1:50.1	That's a lot more outsourcing, I guess.
1:52.1	Task delegation.
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