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0:00.0	Earth, the following podcast is not real.
0:07.0	Okay, bear with me on this one.
0:09.6	After an extensive third party review of our fake podcast, I've been tasked with becoming
0:14.5	more relatable, as if such a thing were possible.
0:18.0	So here goes.
0:19.8	You know that thing where you're late for your court date because a family has sued
0:23.6	you for lurking outside their house late at night, just so you can finish the battle
0:27.8	royale staring contest you've been having with the family cat, trying to prove to it once
0:32.2	and for all whose ancient spirit is the most indomitable, and then you duck into a cafe
0:36.4	to grab a medium black coffee and they only have small and large, frustrating, right?
0:42.1	Okay, now that we've realized we're all basically the same person.
0:46.0	Who's ready for another round of what critics are calling?
0:48.6	My brother, my brother and me, but renamed not my brother, a shouter and adult.
0:53.2	You are?
0:54.2	So am I!
0:55.3	Make sure and share how alike we are with those inevitable marketing robo surveys.
0:59.9	For now, sit back and enjoy the show.
1:03.6	Hello from the Magic Tavern!
1:27.1	A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon.
1:29.4	I'm your host Arnie Neekamp.
1:31.0	If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know.
1:34.8	About six years and two weeks ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a burger
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