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0:00.0	So, Lindley, here's the thing.
0:06.7	Ah, actually it's Lincoln.
0:08.5	Ugh, unmemorable.
0:10.2	Well, just pay attention, you'll be doing this when I'm gone.
0:13.0	When you're gone, but where are you going?
0:16.1	I'm not going anywhere today, separation anxiety,
0:18.5	but your people can't pay my consultation fee forever.
0:21.1	And I've learned to train a backup who can take over after the inevitable betrayal.
0:25.6	Okay, but I mostly just make sure the servers are running.
0:29.2	Well, buckle up, Lindy Johnson, you might be in charge someday.
0:32.6	Just tell the listener that the podcast isn't real
0:34.8	than other mentions don't exist, which is a handy lie
0:37.5	for my bosses and your bosses as well.
0:39.9	And the content starved masses tend to eat it up.
0:43.1	So, it isn't real.
0:45.0	Yes, Bravo, you've got the part.
0:46.9	Oh, sometimes you have to do ad copy.
0:48.9	Luckily, they find it edgy when you're clearly uninvested.
0:51.7	Finally, pull this lever to intercept the transmission from FUN.
0:55.6	Now, prepare for a journey beyond imagination.
0:58.6	Because I'm going to sketch what I'd look like with bangs
1:01.8	while they Yamaran for 45 minutes.
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