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0:00.0	Good morning, classmates. Hey, maybe everyone didn't get my memo about the hat rack.
0:13.0	I like the top peg because then I can pretend my hat is the king of all the other lesser hats.
0:18.2	Including this sad fedora. There you go on the floor.
0:21.3	All right to work.
0:23.4	On goes the ambience and greetings, content vampires.
0:27.6	The podcast you are about to hear is not real. It's not even sort of real and
0:31.6	sloppily researched like cereal. Come on, Sarah Canig, do your homework.
0:36.2	So don't fall for believing in realities beyond your own when you can, you know, not.
0:41.0	Here's something way less important. You're almost out of time to get tickets to the two magic
0:45.7	tavern live shows in Indianapolis on Friday, August 2nd.
0:50.0	The 8 and 10 PM shows will be completely different.
0:52.8	And the 10 PM show includes a game of werewolf.
0:56.1	How's that for a then diagram of impenetrable paradigms?
0:59.4	For info and tickets about the August 2nd Indianapolis shows, go to helloforthomagictavern.com
1:04.6	and click on the live shows tab or go directly to ButlerArtCenter.org.
1:09.2	But now the ocean beckons. So sit back, breathe deep of the salty air, and enjoy the show.
1:26.1	Hello from the Magic Tavern. A weekly podcast from the magical land of
1:36.9	food. I'm your host, Darni Neekham. If you've never listened to the podcast before,
1:40.2	this is everything you need to know. Sometime ago, I fell through a dimensional pool.
1:44.5	Sorry, let me get this seagull. Oh, it's fine.
1:46.5	Shoot. Shoot.
1:47.9	Shhh. I asked you how much should I explain to her on a boat during the intro to this podcast?
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