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0:00.0	People of Earth, the following podcast is not real.
0:08.1	Because if it were real, we would have gotten at least passing interest from HBO by now.
0:12.4	Alright, no sponsors this week.
0:14.5	Did need Cassandra to see that one coming.
0:16.7	So I can make up my own.
0:18.3	This episode brought to you by Single Fling.
0:20.4	Do you know that thing we are waiting in a cafe and a couple comes in and one of them
0:24.7	gets in line while the other goes and grabs the last seat?
0:27.8	Unfair, right?
0:29.1	Not anymore.
0:30.1	Activate the Single Fling app and one of our thousands of agents will speed to your
0:34.1	location and throw boiling hot laundry at the couple until they depart.
0:38.5	Also works in movie theaters and pet adoption centers.
0:41.5	Single Fling, weaponize your loneliness.
0:44.2	And now sit back and enjoy the show.
0:57.8	Hello from the Magic Tavern.
1:11.7	A weekly podcast from the magical land of fune.
1:14.0	I'm your host Arnee Nekamp.
1:15.3	If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know.
1:18.9	About four and a half years ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King
1:23.5	in Chicago.
1:24.8	That's the one that's the intersection of Irving and Clark.
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