Hey, this is Lincoln. My boss, the mysterious consultant guy, he called in sick today, but

I've been training for this day where I'd substitute intro. Okay, I have a checklist.

Now, first, lie to the listener and tell them that the following podcast is not real,

that it's a work of fiction, thus avoiding a crisis situation if the people have very

good luck.

Now, dangerously close, the dimensions are to our own okay.

Second, say something snarky. Oh boy. Ah, I bet Arnie smells weird. Eh, close enough.

Check. Third, do a quick ad read that a later cut out and replace with the sound effect

for stitcher premium. Okay, here we go. If you get stitcher premium, you can listen to magic

tavern episodes without ads, but much more importantly, you get access to all the exclusive

magic tavern spin-offs like Earth Games. The most recent episode is a live show from

GenCon where they play a game of werewolf with some of the cast of Neo-Skum. A lot of

words I didn't understand in that sense.

And starting October 10th, there will be weekly episodes of Behind the Tavern, where the

cast talk and tell stories about making the show, starting with an episode with Steve

Waltine who plays Tom Blaine Belaroth. For a free month of stitcher premium, go to

stitcherpremium.com slash magic and use the promo code magic. Alright, check and check.

Alright, Lincoln, you didn't mess up. Good job. Now, just start the podcast.

Hello from the Magic Tavern. A weekly podcast from the magical land of food. I'm your host,

Arne Neekamp. If you've never looked more of a tent, that's right. You know, I think the

name hello from the Magic Tavern, it's more kind of like a kind of, like, a random

ring of the club. Let's change the name. No, no, no, no, I think like we can keep the

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