Let's see, do I have time this week to read from my Excel spreadsheet of ethnic groups

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lore on this Sunday. Well, just one. What is it with French people using a candle

labyrinth to explore the gardens at twilight? Use a lantern! Oh brutal! Okay, Lincoln,

you're overdue on learning intro stuff. You know enough to tell the listener the podcast

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Arnie. You can't. You've never seen the podcast before. This is everything you need to know about

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