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I Think Not!

Season 2, Episode 2 (Unsolved Mysteries)

I Think Not!

I Think Not!

Society & Culture, True Crime, Comedy

4.712.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2026

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Bizarre murder of a Michigan real estate agent; a blinking statue of Christ; Washington policeman reopens a 54-year-old murder case. This Week’s Sponsors: Lumi - Go to lumigummies.com and use code ITHINKNOT for 30% off your order SKIMS - Shop your favorite bras and underwear at skims.com. If you haven't yet, be sure to let them know we sent you! After you place your order, select "podcast" in the survey and select I Think Not in the dropdown menu that follows Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

So I know you're not on medication for your self-diagnosed ADHD, and that's fine, but I am.

0:05.7

So I'm speaking to the people who are on ADHD meds.

0:09.0

Every once in a while, you take your medication, you pop it in your mouth, and then you go do a little chore or something, and you come back and you go, now, did I take my medication?

0:17.6

Oh, no.

0:18.5

And just before this recording, I had one of those moments. And I was like,

0:23.5

I mean, bottoms up. So we'll see what happens. Oh no, she done double dipped in the map.

0:31.5

Prescription math. I'll see on the other side, DBs.

0:40.6

Oh, Lord, Lord help us I seriously

0:41.3

I had my medication in my backpack

0:43.2

I opened it and then I got distracted

0:45.4

by the cats and I came back and I was like

0:47.3

now what do I have

0:49.6

I guess we'll see

0:51.2

I do it all the time it's all

0:53.4

good babes.

0:56.1

I don't judge you for that.

0:57.8

You just judge me for everything else.

1:04.5

Welcome everyone to I Think Not, the podcast where we should not be trusted with controlled substances.

1:08.7

My name is Ellen March and across from me is Joey Tarant.

1:29.1

Imagine this being someone's first time here. I'm like, that's a crazy thing to say. But hey, listen, you're not always wrong. If it is your first time here, we're just silly gooses, and we love you, and we're so glad you're here. Come on in the water's fine. If you're a DB, hey, what's up? Sit down. Popin edible. Talk to you at the end. Also, I don't always sound like I had glass for breakfast, but my allergies are out of control and it's all, you know, it starts

1:34.1

in your head, like behind your nose and then it just drops. So right now my allergy issues are

1:38.8

in my bussy. So let's get this show going. Well, we are, I think not, the podcast that recaps your favorite true crime TV shows.

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