Oh, the weather outside is a vacuum.

But the fire off the starboard bow is the result of that close call with the spontaneous

helium flare this morning.

Well, you're in a chipper mood after all the interdimensional mayhem two weeks ago.

Yes, decorating the bunker for the holidays always puts me in fine fetal.

Let's see, we can let the all-seeing Onyx Eye of Holiday Awareness hover there by the ventilation

shaft.

We can move these fuel pods to make room for the bluff on the shelf.

Oh, yeah.

How does bluff on the shelf work again?

Well, the bluff are erased without eyelids, vocal cords, or the need to rest.

So the bluff sits on the shelf, witnessing everything we do during the holiday season.

And then it keeps all that information to itself and tells no one.

Finally, on December 26th, it dies.

That is hardwarming.

Ugh, does it have to stare like that while I hang up the trinket depository pouches?

Yes, yes it does.

I just think soon those pouches will overflow with holiday loot.

Much of it from pod swag.

It's where you can get the cool offices and bosses shirts and the weird but fun magic

tavern dress-up magnet set.

Hey, I'm looking at the calendar.

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