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0:00.0	People of Earth, you are about to listen to an improv comedy podcast set in a magical world.
0:09.8	Except of course, we know none of it is real and there are no such things as alternate
0:13.6	dimensions.
0:14.6	Take it from me, a mysterious authoritative voice.
0:17.6	Now that this introduction has been properly encumbered, I'll patch through this obviously
0:21.8	fake transmission.
0:23.4	Swing open the oak door, lean closer in the flickering glow of torch light, and enjoy
0:28.0	the show.
0:50.6	Hello from the Magic Tavern.
0:52.7	A weekly podcast from the magical land of Hoon.
0:55.7	Mr. Nikamp, would you mind restarting that and making it a little bit more regal?
1:01.8	John, why are you interrupting my intro?
1:05.0	Because we're going to talk about Pride and Prejudice, we should put on Ares.
1:10.0	Is an Ares someone who would inherit something or something you put on?
1:13.8	You know what, I gotta be honest.
1:15.4	It's an expression that I've heard my entire life, but I guess I never really thought about
1:19.0	it.
1:20.0	I'm like you're gonna fuck up, Ares to put on Ares.
1:24.0	Um, two Ares is too human.
1:27.6	Two Ares.
1:28.6	We don't need to go down this road again.
1:31.4	Sorry, sorry.
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