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0:00.0	Oh, why won't you work?
0:12.6	Oh, hey Craig here.
0:13.9	I'm trying to take control of the bunker's critical systems, but they're all protected
0:16.9	by the mysterious man's automated contingency protocols.
0:22.0	You are attempting an unauthorized access of the REC Tangle or a Defense System.
0:26.3	That's what I want.
0:28.3	I'm not a guest granted.
0:29.6	Right after this message.
0:31.4	Go ahead.
0:32.4	You think you're tucking your shirt like the guys on Queer Eye, but it really just looks
0:35.7	like you left the house in a rush.
0:37.6	I thought it looked devil-made care.
0:39.4	Yeah, well, devil-made care to look in a mirror one more time before heading out.
0:43.5	I don't have access to the REC Tangle array, do I?
0:45.7	You can access the REC Tangle array.
0:47.9	Really?
0:48.9	Right after you explain the discrepancy in those sideburns.
0:51.5	Are they like a Laurel and Hardy tribute?
0:53.8	Okay.
0:54.8	Enjoy the episode.
0:58.3	Hello from the Magic Tavern.
1:18.6	A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon.
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