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We hope.

Hello from the Magic Tavern. A weekly podcast from the magical land of food. I'm your host Arnee Neekamp. If you've never listened to the podcast before, everything you need to know. About three years and some change ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a birkin in Chicago with the magical.

The magical fantastical land of food. Luckily, I'm getting a Wi-Fi signal from the birkin through the dimensional riff and I use that to record a podcast. I record every week.

Formerly in the tavern, the familiar minotaur and I would have to hope in the future again, but for now in the tavern, the ruffled feather in the town hogs face in the land of food. And I'm joined as always.

I'm my co-host, my magical roommate. You should order the wizard.

I am you said all. Wizard of the twelfth realm of a fesious master of light and shadow, manipulator of magical delights, the valor of chaos, champion of the great halls of Turokas.

The yet of his no me is fee and yellow the dwarves know me is joining in hook stangers and I am known in the north east as gas when he is me star and there are other secret names.

Oh secret names that if you are my roommate and you stay up at night and you try to listen to me while I see I may I just want to allow.

But I might get really annoyed because I can hear you breathing.

Oh, you're annoyed. Am I sleeping breathing? Or is that just the hypothetical?

Oh, you're just spittballing. You know, you said or there's something on my world that there isn't on this world called a CPAP machine.

What are you talking about?

Is there a condition on food where people just sort of like because of breathing for any number of reasons it could be slightly overweight, they like a jolt awake because they can't breathe like many times a night.

Oh, certainly that's definitely good happen here. That means there's a demon living in your throat.

Oh, okay. Is there like a non-invasive magical cure for that?

There's an invasive magical cure.

Okay, I'm also joined by my other co-host, a chun talking badger.

Hmm, do you dry yourself off baby?

How you doing bud?

Good. How are things with you and your boyfriend Tussador?

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