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And the one person who asked Alexa to download laid back cooking podcast Hello Magic of

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Hello from the Magic Tavern.

A weekly podcast from the magical land of fun. I'm your host Arnini Camp. If you've never

listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know. About 3 years ago, almost

3 years ago, like 2 weeks shy of 3 years ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a

Burger King in Chicago into the magical fantastical land of fun. Luckily I'm still getting a wifi

signal from the Burger King through the dimensional rift. And I use that to upload a podcast. I record

every week here in the tavern, the vermilion minotaur, in the tao hogs face, in the land of fun.

And I'm joined as always by my co-host, by my buddies, by my co-runners of hogs face,

use it or the wizard. I am use it or, wizard of the twelfth realm of a fesious master of light

and shadow, manipulator of magical lights, devourer of chaos, champion of the great halls of

Tarakas, the elves know me as fying yuck, the dwarves know me as zoning in hook stangies,

and I am known in the northeast, as gassons, whineas, mace star, and there may be other secret names,

dear friends, names if they were ever ricked upon a page. The page itself would burst into flame,

and a great fiery, fenix-sected rise from those ashes which surely destroy half of the world.

Holy cow, that's a powerful one. Yes, I don't write it down. Yeah, don't. But I do use

sometime use it as a nomadic device to remember what deadly things. Well, anyway, use the Lord

this week, you are the mayor of hogs face, yes. Yes, the mayor's sash, and we've been taking turns.

Yes, this week I am the mayor, so I really wouldn't get this zoning issue figured out,

but they were going to move the zone five feet that'll left where we discussed before

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