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0:00.0	Greetings all-Hyo enthusiasts!
0:06.9	Whether you're at the gym, lounging in the kitchen, hands wrapped around a cheering mug
0:11.0	of coffee, or using this broadcast as a cover of white noise while you desperately put
0:15.2	everything back where you found it in the house guests room.
0:18.0	Because now that you saw, I mean why else would he have, okay calm down girl I've got
0:21.9	to clear my mind and get out of here before?
0:24.1	Is that a car in the driveway?
0:25.7	Anyway, the following podcast is not real.
0:28.6	And now enjoy the show.
0:52.8	Hello from the Magic Tavern!
0:54.8	A weekly podcast from the magical land of fune.
0:57.0	I'm your host Arne and E. Camp.
0:58.0	If you've never listened to the podcast before, do not worry.
1:01.0	This is everything you need to know.
1:03.0	About two years and honestly almost three years ago, I fell through a dimensional portal
1:08.4	behind a Burger King in Chicago as predicted by my high school yearbook into the magical
1:14.0	fantastical land of fune.
1:15.8	Luckily, I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal from the Burger King through the dimensional
1:20.4	drift.
1:21.4	And I use that to upload a podcast.
1:22.6	I record every week here in the tavern, the Vermilion Minotaur, in the town of Hogsface,
1:27.8	which is now being run by me and my cohorts in the land of fune.
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