Hey there, Craig here. Enjoy the show.

Hello from the Magic Tanver. Hey, Ernie. Yeah. Sorry to stop you earlier. Remember, like a year ago,

when we did the intro, but like in a real sexy voice. What's this now? Remember like a year or so ago? I guess vaguely, I, there was a time when we did an episode where we introduced in sexy voices. Can we go back to that? You just to mix it up. You want me to do the entire intro and a sexy voice? Just certain words. Sexier than my normal one. Yes. All right. Okay. I'll do my best. Absolutely. Okay. No problem. Uh, uh, Mundle.

And remember, sexy doesn't equal slow. Oh, okay. So don't dry sexy. Yeah. Don't draw. If sexiness was the zombie, I'm going to be fast sexy, rather than slow sexy. I realized that metaphor was totally unnecessary. No, it's like, it's just usually when you start to read it's like, blah, blah, blah, 28 days later, then we finally get the whole thing. So yeah. Yeah. All right. I will do this one fast sexy. All right. Hello from the Magic Tanver. We really podcast from the magical land of food. I'm your host, Ernie. You can't be fast. I'm sexy.

If you're nervous in the podcast, it's not sexy to say your sex. It's not sexy to say your sexy. Be sexy. Be sexy. Have confidence. Okay. All right. No problem. I can do it. Like the best people you know, they don't go around saying, I'm a, I'm a good person. Sure. Okay. All right. Okay. No problem. And Mundle, can you help me out with a sexier floor than you usually do? All right. I believe in you, bud. All right. Here we go. Fast and sexy, but don't just keep saying that I'm sexy. Correct. All right. I love in the magic tavern. Weekly podcast from magic.

I'm your fucking friend, Ernie. You've never listened to the podcast before. This is all you need to know. Nothing. Just lock into my voice. I'm in a magical world. I'm doing a podcast with my sexy friends. I interview sexy people. Also, you can email me at magic tavern at poppies.supplies. I'm waiting for your calls. Damn. That's the best that's ever gone. I don't know. John. It just doesn't feel like me. Like I feel like as I'm getting older,

I'm like in my early 40s. Yeah. I've come to terms with like who I am is sexy. Then why did you wear those leather pants today? I found them. And my other pants that I came to the portal in were just really soiled. Okay. It's you know, you know, you can clean things here, right? Just because you're in another world,

I mean, you can have to stop clean things. Yes. Look, it's so hard to know how to clean things in any world. What? It took me a good 35 years to really figure out how to clean things on my world. And so, you know, what? By the time I'm 70, I'll be on top of it here. Also, these leather pants are surprisingly comfortable. Luckily, it's we're not in vish-tossed the fire season. It's not that hot. Well, frankly, they may be comfortable to you, but they're making me uncomfortable.

Sure. Well, you used to do it, Michael Host. Do you mind sexy introducing yourself? Of course. I am used to do all. Wizard of the twelfth realm of a fesiest master of light and shadow. Minipulator of magical lights, devour of chaos, champion of the great halls of Turokos. The elves know me as fiendy alike. The dwarves know me as Zodyn and Hugs Tangies. And I'm known in the North East as Gassam Winnius Mastar. Oh, and there may be other secret names. Names that if I did utter them aloud.

Would create the most beautiful candlelit dinner that you could imagine. Yay in the very lights of this tavern would dim to such a level that when I did stare across the table at the

that would feel nice self turn into a very puddle. Damn, that was sexy. That's the best I've ever gone. Damn, damn, that was sexy. Also, I'm wearing this mayor sash. Power sexy. That's true. Where did you get that mayor sash? Oh, I found it in the mayor's office.

I didn't even know Hogsface had a mayor. Yep. It's me now because I put on the sash. Look, I know we've been put in charge of running Hogsface, but I thought that the three of us are running Hogsface together.

Like, you can be the mayor. Well, the sash begs to differ. Yeah, Arnie, I mean, I want to agree with you, but he has a sash. What am I supposed to say?

Gosh, we're gonna have more sashes in this mayor's office. No, there were three co-mayors sashes. Yeah, think about it, idiot co-mayors.

Could we come up with a schedule for the sash where, you know, you get it part of the week. I get it part of the week.

Okay, then are we gonna set up a schedule where I run the podcast one week. Use the or rinse the podcast one week.

I really, if we were sharing duties. Okay, fine. You know what? Chant, you're in charge of the podcast.

All right, Chant and Charge. Mondale, we're gonna start over from the beginning, but please, please explain the premise of the show.

Actually, I'm getting nuts. You never once mentioned yourself as a talking badger.

But here's the thing. I don't want to restart this show because everything's gone perfect so far.

You're sexy in trail. You said we're sexy in trail. My continuous sensuality. You're right.

So far, this is a perfect episode. Yeah, but someday, you're gonna host the deal.

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