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0:00.0	Hey there, Craig here, back after a week of mandatory time in the Rejuvenation foam,
0:08.6	and I feel like I might have been acting kind of weird lately, so I do want to apologize,
0:12.9	but now I'm back and I'm in perfect health.
0:16.2	Okay, with all that out of the way, I'll transfer us over to the boss man so we can kick
0:21.1	off the New York Comic Con show.
0:28.5	Greetings, people of Earth.
0:37.3	This is your daily reminder that other dimensions are not real, and to drive this salient point
0:43.2	home to all of you grown adults in your homemade Kylo Ren costumes.
0:48.8	I have captured, invited the creators of the Hit Earth podcast Welcome to Night Vale to
0:55.8	give this public service announcement.
1:02.8	Hi, I'm Joseph Pink, and I'm Jeffrey Crater.
1:08.9	We're the creators of Welcome to Night Vale, but you might know us better from our DriveTime
1:12.7	radio program, the Jeff and Joe Morning Show.
1:15.1	And also my solo project, Jeffrey Crater's Crater Shine.
1:19.8	We're here on our own volition.
1:24.0	Sound body and mind to tell you that other dimensions are not real.
1:28.7	There is no foam.
1:30.0	The idea of foam was created, strapped you from the recent window of time, and when you
1:34.6	back your McConaughey was making a comeback.
1:39.2	This is known as the McConaissance.
1:42.8	So to Rika, foam, not real, McConaissance, very, very real.
1:49.0	If you hear of someone talking about Foone or believing in other dimensions, be it your
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