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0:00.0	Hey, can I share?
0:06.5	We've been through a lot.
0:07.8	What with me reminding you other dimensions aren't real and you accepting it at face value.
0:12.0	I feel like we forged a connection or at least a fun-size level of Stockholm syndrome.
0:16.9	I'm just feeling a little blue.
0:19.0	There's clearly a big party about to happen and I wasn't even asked.
0:22.9	And it's not that I want to go, I don't.
0:25.6	It's just nice to be invited sometimes, you know.
0:28.1	It's not helping that my Craig is broken.
0:30.1	Squirr, squirr, squirr, squirr, squirr, squirr, squirr, squirr.
0:33.0	Ugh, Craig, your effort just makes it worse.
0:35.9	Alright, how many of you woke up hungry for a storyline lifted directly from Chitty Chitty
0:40.5	Bang Bang?
0:41.5	Well, strap on a bib and enjoy the show.
0:58.1	Hello from the Magic Tavern.
1:08.1	A weekly podcast from the Magical Land of Foon.
1:10.8	I'm your host Arnie Neacamp.
1:12.1	If you've never listened to the podcast before, oh, what a time to listen in.
1:16.6	About two and a half years ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a burger king
1:21.2	in Chicago into the magical, fantastical land of foon.
1:24.4	Unfortunately, it's been taken over by the Dark Lord who was imprisoned me and my co-host
1:28.9	in the prison town of Hogsface.
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