Hey, this is Craig up in the Space Bunker just here to cleverly make you think the

following documentary about life in an alternate dimension is really just a made up improv

comedy podcast.

That's my job.

Did you know with a little digital sweetening you can make any documentary seem like it's

a live episode of a comedy podcast?

Add a laugh track to Giro Dreams of Sushi and you'll see what I'm talking about.

Anyway, don't believe in alternate dimensions or you might accidentally destroy the whole

multiverse blah blah blah, etc.

Okay, before I transfer things over to the boss man, I have the audience filter set to

Chicago style and...

...ready to go.

Huh, that's weird.

The tattoo of a battery I have in my forearm is blinking red for some reason.

Didn't know tattoos could blink.

Wonder if that's a rash.

Anyway, I'm sure I can wait until after the show, which I'm transferring us to...

...camp.

Attention, people of Earth.

There are no worlds beyond your own, no matter how convincing the costumes might be.

And from prior experience, we should be pretty safe.

However, this podcast is being recorded live at the music box theater in Chicago.

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