Well, here we are again. How are you? Oh, what a shame. Me? Not much. Keeping busy doing the work. Oh, here's something. The following podcast is not real.

Oh, and I don't want to delay the show, but I have a live show announcement and some fun merch news. I'll do that after the show, so it's kind of like a cliffhanger, you know. Makes you want to skip past the episode, right? No? All right, we'll see you later.

Oh dear, the most popular part of the show is over. Leaving us no choice but to take another joyless, conversational, trudged-through fun. Enjoy-ish the show.

Hello from the Magic Tavern. Oh, weekly podcast from the Magical Land of Foon. I'm your host, Arne and E. Camp. If you're nervous in the podcast before, this was going on. About two and a half years ago, a little bit more, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a burger king in Chicago. And to the magical, fantastical land of Foon. Unfortunately, it's been taken over by the Dark Lord. I am imprisoned in the prison town of Hogsface in the land of Foon. And I'm joined, as always, by my co-host, a chunk, the talking Badger. Hmm.

Sorry to say something good. Oh, okay. And I'm also joined by my co-host, Yusudor, the Wizard. I am Yusudor. Wizard of the Twelfth Realm of Ephesius, Master of Light and Shadow. Minimulator of Magical Delights. The power of Chaos. Champion of the Great Poes of Trockus. The Ozenemies being Yalak. The Dwarves no me is Jinnin' in Hukestangers. And I am known in the North East as Gaspani. Glasenas. And there may be other secret names. Names of such great power and potent.

That if you were to speak them aloud, a giant wind would appear.

Do you use the burp? Yep.

So, it's only said what you're saying. Was that...

Yeah, that's a giant wind. Who in the Marge has said one of Yusudor's secret names? Who said it? Who was it?

Yeah, I'm fine now. I don't know if I know. There's so many of them.

Someone could have done it by accident. Could be. Are you today, Arnold?

You know what? I'm doing pretty good. I'm feeling all right. Good. Yeah, you're looking good.

Oh, thank you, bud. Yeah. You know, I feel like last week we all kind of like were struggling a little bit, but...

This week I'm just feeling better. I don't know if it's just the weather changed or what?

And I'm just excited. I've been wandering around the tavern trying to unlock its secrets.

Oh.

Oh wait, why did you get so excited for it? Like that first half of that sentence, your eyes lit up.

In the second half, you're just like...

It's not like you're going to say you're excited and I thought you're excited about the new salsa I made this week.

Yeah, you keep making salsa.

Mm-hmm. I mean...

This one has peaches in it.

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