Warning! Warning? Warning, is that ominous? Is that good? I should be practicing.

Someday this entire space bunker will be mine. I assume. Hey, it's Craig here. Getting some intro reps in.

Anyway, the following podcast is not real. Were they would not let me introduce it?

Uh, let's see. What are we? Oh, and some magic tavern live show updates. I feel like I should make an official alert sound for that one.

No, not that. Anyway, there are still some tickets available for the Magic Tavern live show at the music box theater in Chicago.

This coming Sunday. Rumor has it a popular elf with an unpronounceable name will be there. And some other secret guests.

There's also another alive announcement coming that I can't talk about just yet. As in if you were listening to this in the morning

I can't talk about it, but if you were listening in the afternoon, I probably could talk about it, but it's too late.

I already recorded this time is weird, but just in the in the normal linear way that time is always weird. Not because I'm in a space bunker that exists outside of quantum time space.

It's not real. Anyway, keep your eye on the live show page and hello from the magic tavern.com for all the live show stuff.

Um, there's all kinds of stuff in the works. Subscribing to the Magic Tavern Facebook page is also a good place to get updates.

Wait, that time I don't know what that meant. Should I be checking these gauges? Uh, anyway, enjoy the show.

Hello from the Magic Tavern. A weekly podcast from the magical land of fune. I'm your host Arne and you camp. If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know. About two and a half

years ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a burger king in Chicago into the magical, fantastic, land of fune. Unfortunately, it's being taken over by the Dark Lord, who has imprisoned me and my cohosts and are forcing us to continue to do this podcast, which I killed him. I killed him. I just killed the dark Lord. What's this? I just killed the dark Lord. You killed the dark Lord? Yeah. How did you do that? Oh, wait, what did I say? You said you killed the dark Lord? No, I killed the Stark Lord.

The Stark Lord. Were we were we against the Stark Lord? No, we haven't beefed the Stark Lord. Was the Stark Lord imprisoning us? No, the dark Lord. I'll be right back. Anyway, we're recording this podcast every week here in the tavern, the Vermilion Minotaur in the present time. I need help. Uh, I killed the Stark Lord. I need to hide this money.

John, John, what happened? I killed the Stark Lord. He's like the he's like a big deal up north. Who is the Stark, Stark Lord? He's like a minimalist like he doesn't. He's very stark. He doesn't have a lot of possessions. He believes in like a very bare kingdom.

And I killed John. I am 50% really concerned about the particular man you're in and 50% in the back of my mind being like, have I properly set the table for our new listeners to understand what's going on on this podcast?

Because I can only imagine you killed somebody. You killed somebody. You're right. I'm going to go take care of the body. No, no, no. You're absolutely right in terms of like listeners may not have ever heard what you're saying right now. I don't know if I've ever heard. So like you never wait. You don't know if you've ever heard what I'm saying right now.

I kind of zone out my eyes glaze over like you should all have a solution. I shall hide you. Chump. Get under this blanket. I'm also joined by my own using my great magical powers. I have saved chump.

Guys, are we doing this episode in reverse? Are we doing like the end of the episode at the beginning? I don't know how to start.

Guys, I really feel like I didn't get out the beginning. Now just do that. What's wrong? You got blue balls a little bit a little bit like my my my like my brain. Your

your your brain balls my brain balls my child brain. Let him out. I feel like my child brains being strangled by brain snakes. Are you two okay? I don't think so. I don't think so. I am covered in blood. Yeah. What has happened to us? I'm not I'm not at my best. Here, this will help underneath this platter. I have for us fresh salsa. Well, enjoy. Take a chip. Have a bite of salsa. Try not to get too much blood in the salsa.

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