Ruddyard Fun runs a funeral home in the village of Piffling Vale.

It used to be the only one. It isn't anymore.

A one-sided feud has begun between Ruddyard Fun and his nemesis, Eric Chapman.

But some people just aren't interested. Some, like Antigony Fun, want to ignore the entire thing

and nip down to the cinema to enjoy themselves.

Sadly for Antigony Fun, that won't be possible.

Anymore.

Wooden overcoats created by David K. Barnes, episode 3, The Little Death by Tongue Crowley.

There isn't a lot to do in Piffling Vale.

Even I find the island's cultural life a bit uninspiring and I'm a mouse.

But some people do make an effort. Like Antigony Fun, who wants a week when the sun's gone down,

makes her way to the Piffling Royale cinema, whose single screen is tended to by the asidious Herbert Koff.

Oh, come on. Come on. Where are you?

Surely she hasn't forgotten.

I'm a fun. Thank goodness. I was worried we'd have to cancel the show.

I got held up at the mortuary. I had to put Mr. Alice in my to-go and I had his accident with the ceiling fan.

Oh, nasty. Just a minute, Mr. Fun. You're different somehow.

What? Oh, of course.

Are you wearing new nail polish?

I'm not wearing my outdoor survival suit anymore.

Oh, yeah, that's it.

And I'm wearing new nail polish.

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