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The Daily Beans

MSW Media

News, Daily News, Politics, Comedy

4.8 • 5.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2026

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Wednesday, April 29th, 2026 Today, the Justice Department has indicted Jim Comey for spelling out 8647 with seashells; the FBI has been unable to locate the bullet fragment that hit the vest of the Secret Service agent outside the White House Correspondents’ Dinner; Todd Blanche has filed a midnight batshit crazy motion to vacate the injunction against ballroom construction; the 2nd Circuit Court of Appeals knocks down Trump’s mandatory detention policy - setting up a Supreme Court battle; the FBI executed 22 searches in Minnesota, including using a battering ram to enter a daycare; Maureen Comey’s wrongful termination lawsuit is allowed to proceed; Trump’s approval rating hits another all time low; and Allison and Dana deliver your Good News.

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0:00.0	M.SW. Media.
0:02.8	Mewswee.
0:07.0	News
0:09.2	with swearing.
0:13.0	Daily beans,
0:14.1	daily beans.
0:17.0	Daily beans,
0:18.5	Daily beans, daily beans.
0:20.0	Hello, and welcome to the Daily Beans for Wednesday, April 29th, 2026. Today, the Justice
0:29.9	Department has indicted Jim Comey for spelling out 8647 with seashells. The FBI has been unable to locate
0:36.6	the bullet fragment that hit the vest of
0:38.3	the Secret Service agent outside the White House correspondence dinner. Todd Blanche has filed a midnight
0:43.2	bat-shit crazy motion to vacate the injunction against ballroom construction. The Second Circuit
0:48.5	Court of Appeals is knocked down Trump's mandatory detention policy, setting up a Supreme Court
0:53.0	battle. The FBI executed 22 searches
0:55.6	in Minnesota, including using a battering ram to enter a daycare center. Morin Comey's wrongful
1:00.7	termination lawsuit is allowed to proceed, and Trump's approval rating hits another all-time
1:05.5	low. I'm Allison Gill. And I'm Dana Goldberg.
1:14.8	I'm sorry. I can't. Today is the wackiest
1:17.2	fucking newsday on the planet.
1:19.1	I mean, it's banana pants, but I feel like we've been dealing with us for years.
1:23.5	The whole Comey thing, we're going to get to it obviously more in Bean's Talk. It's just ridiculous.
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