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The Daily Beans

Island Of Misfit Judges

The Daily Beans

MSW Media

News, Comedy, Daily News, Politics

4.85.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2026

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Tuesday, April 28th, 2026 Today, it turns out the White House Correspondents’ Dinner was not given top security status ahead of the event; a Virginia court declines to block Democrats from using the new voter approved redistricting map; many executive branch deportation judges are unqualified conspiracy theorists; Thom Tillis drops his blockade of Trump Fed chair nominee Kevin Warsh; Donald and Melania are calling for ABC to fire Jimmy Kimmel again; and the Service Employees International Union-Healthcare Workers West has gathered 1.5 million signatures to put the billionaire tax on the ballot in California this November; and Allison and Dana deliver your Good News.

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0:00.0

M SW Media.

0:02.8

Mew Media.

0:07.0

News

0:09.0

with swearing

0:11.0

Daily beans, daily beans, daily beans,

0:16.0

Daily beans, 2026.

0:27.6

Today, turns out the White House Correspondence Dinner was not given top security status ahead of the event.

0:33.8

A Virginia court has declined to block Democrats from using their new voter approved redistricting map.

0:38.7

Many executive branch deportation judges are unqualified conspiracy theorists, big surprise.

0:44.6

Tom Tillis has dropped his blockade of Trump Fed Chair nominee Kevin Warsh.

0:49.3

Donald and Melania are calling for ABC to fire Jimmy Kimmel again.

0:53.5

And the Service Employees International Union Healthcare Workers West has gathered 1.5 million signatures to put the billionaire tax on the ballot in California this November.

1:03.7

I'm Alison Gill.

1:04.5

And I'm Dana Goldberg.

1:09.4

Hey, my friend, happy Tuesday.

1:11.2

Happy Tuesday to you. How are you?

1:13.8

I had a really weird morning. So you might have noticed if you watched Bean's talk yesterday

1:20.7

that there was a lot of commotion going on in the room behind me. It was my cats chasing a mouse that had gotten into the house. And this morning,

1:32.2

Dana, my big giant cat Chumbus came out of the studio with a mouse in his mouth and then dropped it

1:39.9

and it ran underneath the table in the kitchen. So I got down on the floor to try to grab him with a little paper towel so I could set him free in the yard. Uh-huh. He ran into my onesies jammies. Uh-uh. Into my jammies. Nope. And I didn't feel it at first, and I looked around, I looked for the mouse, and I couldn't see him. and then all of a sudden I felt a scramble inside my jammies.

2:02.7

Oh my God. And I

2:04.7

like freaked.

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