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🗓️ 5 March 2014
⏱️ 71 minutes
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0:00.0 | A billion years ago there was nothing but space |
0:03.2 | than one of God's wet farts blew all the planets in place |
0:06.2 | there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but planet Earth was blessed |
0:10.6 | with two baby geniuses. |
0:14.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything. |
0:17.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything. |
0:20.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses. We know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know |
0:26.3 | Hello. Hello babies. Hello. We're back. Yes. We're back and it feels so good. |
0:35.0 | Welcome to baby geniuses. I'm Emily. I'm Lisa. |
0:38.4 | Coming to you live from Los Angeles, only it's not live. |
0:42.0 | We're probably gonna release this long after we |
0:44.8 | record it. We are alive. We are alive. We both made it to our new happy homes, right? |
0:51.2 | Yep. Yeah. You're in Los Felice. Yeah, don't tell everyone everything about my life. |
0:56.0 | I'm in Echo Park. |
0:58.0 | Is that what you guys thought would happen? |
1:02.0 | Probably. |
1:03.2 | Yeah. |
1:03.6 | Right? |
1:04.2 | We should have had people guess about what was going to happen |
1:06.4 | in our lives and then whoever was the most accurate. |
1:09.2 | Oh, shit. |
1:11.4 | I don't know. Thanks to everyone who's been writing us even as we haven't been |
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