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🗓️ 1 March 2009
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0:00.0 | It's the sound of Young America. I'm Jesse Thorn. It's a special extra short edition of the program. |
0:05.6 | When we taped our show live in San Francisco at the SF sketchfest in January, our guests included not only |
0:12.7 | Tom Amiano and Jello Biopro who I interviewed, but also a couple of performers as well. |
0:18.9 | This podcast is dedicated to them. Let's kick things off with comedian Sean Collins. Sean did some talking with the crowd |
0:26.4 | before he turned his microphone to the subject of farming. |
0:56.4 | And then they stick them in a bag and they take it to some guy and they say how much money will you give me? |
1:01.5 | Nothing? Oh, and then they go home and they weep. Then they farm again because they have no choice. |
1:11.3 | That's it. They've got a lot of land and a bunch of seeds. They're farmers. And they're lonely men. Lonely men. |
1:21.1 | And so, I wrote this song for them. And I hope, hope you enjoy it. Let me have it. |
1:51.1 | I love that. Baby, I need you. Like the boob on a plague needs a rat. And baby, I want you. |
2:05.6 | And I never want to do you no harm. But baby, you just got to understand. You can't come between me and my farm. |
2:20.6 | Baby, I love you. I want to talk to your name on my heart. Baby, I need you. |
2:33.0 | I want to talk to your name on my farm. And baby, I want you. |
2:41.0 | And I never want to do you no harm. But baby, you just got to understand. You can't come between me and my farm. |
2:51.1 | When I walk on my powerful legs and I go to the chicken coop and gather the eggs, I'm going to drive my plow. |
3:01.1 | I'm ramming into the earth. I'm going to show those chickens what a man is worth. |
3:08.1 | When the sun set in and my long day of farming is through, still out here milking. |
3:24.1 | But I'm dreaming that I'm milking you. And if it's a farmer, |
3:32.1 | and you are not this good farmer's wife, then baby, I've done jacksquat with this farmer's life. |
3:43.1 | Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you, National Public Radio. Thank you, Jesse. |
3:51.1 | Sean Cullen has had a Comedy Central Special. He's been featured on last Comic Standing and he has his own show on the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation. |
4:07.1 | It wasn't just comedy music at our show, though. We also had some Bay Area hip-hop. To close out the show, I turned over the microphones to Zionite. |
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