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Bullseye with Jesse Thorn

Kasper Hauser: Wedding Announcements

Bullseye with Jesse Thorn

NPR

Society & Culture

4.52.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2009

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Wedding Announcements from Kasper Hauser's upcoming book Weddings of the Times.

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Heather Wilson and Darren Stegan. Heather Wilson, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Mark Wilson of New

0:18.0

Haven, was married yesterday to Darren Stegan, son of Mr. and Mrs. Toby Stegan of

0:22.7

Wilhaset. The bride, 28, is the former national women's tennis champion and

0:27.5

current Broadway actress and fashion model for Armani and Valentina. She

0:32.5

deferred enrollment at university in order to serve as a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader

0:36.5

from 1997 to 2001. The groom, 23, resides with his parents in Wilhaset. He is a

0:44.0

part-time student at Ikebough Community College where he studies the internet.

0:47.8

The elaborate ceremony took place in Mr. Stegan's mind. A couple met on a remote

0:53.3

tropical island where Ms. Wilson was sunbathing. She was at first startled by

0:57.9

Mr. Stegan but then gave herself to him freely. All of this was in his mind.

1:04.8

William Harris and Samantha Wilson. Samantha Colby Wilson, daughter of Ms. Cynthia E. and

1:19.5

Robert B. Wilson of Ontario, California, was married Friday to William Forrester

1:24.2

Harris, the son of Charles B. and Barbara H. Kunstler of Charleston, North Carolina.

1:28.6

The bride, 21, is a graduate student and anthropology at the University of

1:33.2

North Carolina Chapel Hill. The groom, 24, is a rehabilitation counselor at the

1:38.3

Chrysalis Foundation. He holds a master's degree in social work from New York

1:42.2

University. The couple will live an abject poverty in either New York or

1:46.9

North Carolina depending on Mrs. Harris' postgraduate placement. The groom had

1:51.6

his first drink of alcohol since 1995 at the wedding and was hospitalized.

1:58.6

Sheila Plainer and Tom Glarell. Sheila Plainer, the daughter of Vic Plainer and

2:04.6

Sherry Plainer of Norfolk, Iowa, is to be married today at the Iowa City

2:08.7

Courthouse to Tom Glarell, the son of Rich and Gladys Glarell of receipt

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