Sean Clements, Neil Campbell, Dominic Dierkes

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy, Improv, Comedy Interviews

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2013

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

The A Crew - Humans Sean Clements, Neil Campbell, and Dominic Dierkes join Matt Besser to share their observations on the Boston marathon tragedy on today’s improv4humans. They also explore the notion of naming your child after someone you have a special connection to, what kind of fan questions George Lucas would get in heaven, and the different people who claim to have known Hitler. Make sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon . You can also now get Matt Besser’s new comedy album “Woo Pig Sooie: Comedy for Atheists” at mattbesser.com !

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0:00.0	Listen up humans, we got a reason to be thankful today and that reason is Squarespace, the easy drag and drop site platform that lets you build a phenomenal looking website.
0:10.0	Go to Squarespace.com slash improv to start a free trial.
0:14.0	When you're ready to commit, just use the offer code improv.
0:17.0	Then they know you're coming from us guys, that helps us buy a plan and get a 10% discount that's Squarespace.com slash improv offer code improv.
0:29.0	Welcome to improv for humans with Matt Besser, that's me.
0:50.0	Improv for humans only, not for terrorists. Am I right guys? Come on.
0:57.0	Give me some clapping for note.
1:00.0	Terrorist.
1:02.0	Terrorist. Go Pacts.
1:05.0	That's coming from a Jets fan.
1:08.0	Okay folks, I'm just going to jump right into it. This is Improv for humans.
1:14.0	Neil Campbell.
1:16.0	Sorry I was late man. You know me, I'm not usually a late guy.
1:21.0	I do.
1:22.0	What's something you've been late to that you remember that you're like, I cannot fucking believe I'm late to this of all things or that you missed completely.
1:31.0	Do you ever miss a plane completely?
1:33.0	I've never missed a plane.
1:38.0	Are you an on time guy in general? This is like at like a top you like kidding me on time.
1:43.0	I am on time. I mean like this sound so this was recently I got complete.
1:49.0	This sounds so lame and show busy but like totally lost for a meeting on a back lot.
1:55.0	And like the guy like, yeah you just go all the way down to the turn right and it's all the way down.
1:59.0	And it wasn't in either case all the way down.
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