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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Horatio Sanz, Ben Schwartz, Lauren Lapkus

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy, Improv, Comedy Interviews

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2013

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Psychedelic Sign Twirling - Horatio Sanz, Ben Schwartz, and Lauren Lapkus joined Matt Besser for another amazing livestreamed episode of improv4humans! Listen as they hear from some humans to inspire scenes that involve recording a dating service video, awful smelling library books, and drug tests. Check out the full video at youtube.com/Earwolf and be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon . You can also now get Matt Besser’s new comedy album “Woo Pig Sooie: Comedy for Atheists” at mattbesser.com !

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0:00.0

Folks get ready to shit your pants podcast King Mark Marin has a new IFC show called Marin if you're listening to this episode

0:07.4

The Thursday it came out the show debuts tomorrow night

0:11.9

Don't forget that's Marin premiering Friday May 3rd at 10 p.m. On IFC. Don't miss it tell people about it

0:31.0

Hey, hey, hey improv for humans. I'm Matt Besser

0:36.8

Lauren Lapka's Ratio Sands Ben Schwartz

0:42.0

Welcome everybody. We are live streams 6 p.m. All the west coast sponsored by not rolos. I

0:51.3

Would like to be sponsored by a candy though

0:55.0

My ideal sponsorship would be Starbucks

0:59.3

Ben and Jerry's ice cream and Prius just putting that out there folks see who bites

1:05.0

Let's see who bites Starbucks in particular. I could just have it going constantly all day

1:11.5

Well, I'm a big fan of a M&M peanut. Yeah, that or M&M peanut butter is a new thing. Oh, that's not new the new thing

1:20.3

Peanut butter. They touch the wish. They just are a version of Reese's pieces

1:25.4

Reese's pieces. Yeah, people do that

1:28.5

I say the same

1:29.5

Reese's pieces Reese's pieces a word

1:33.6

Yeah, no, you're saying the wrong thing Roger. Oh, yeah, probably but I started eating candy when I was three

1:38.6

So that's kind of how I pronounce it then I say it's the same way, man

1:43.0

That's weird and I got called out by someone of his generation too. Thanks

1:50.2

They're so entitled hey

1:52.3

Hey, hey, it's all the candies right I mean

1:56.2

Give me remember marathon bar do you need to it's garbage?

2:00.6

She cares about marathon bar marathon bar. Yeah number 100,000 grand bar 100,000 grand is not right

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