Welcome to improv for humans with Matt Besser, that's me, this is improv for humans, this

goes out to all humans except for my LA times, paper delivery, he's not a boy, I can't,

I doubt he's a boy, if he's a boy I'd give him more of a break, he's a man, and he keeps

doing my paper and my neighbor's sprinkler, I can't read a wet paper! Today, me and three other

humans will be improvising off your suggestions, given to me, on Twitter, at Matt Besser will

be talking about those suggestions, talking about other stuff, a lot of stuff bothering

me today, so we'll be going off of that too and we'll be making some improv scenes. Let's

begin by introducing the best improvised in the universe, Sean Clements, is that how you say

your name? That's right, yeah. In middle school or junior high, were you mean to someone

that you'd like to apologize to right now? Yeah, sure, let's do it. I guess this is going

out to Jay Hadanado, look Jay, I sat behind your math and I used to break up pieces of eraser

and throw it in your hair and it would stick in your hair, I don't even know if you knew,

I'm sorry I did that. It was because he was a nerd? That's right Matt, I did it because he

was a nerd. I'm serious, is it? He would see the smartest guy in the math class and you were

sending that? No, he was not that kind of nerd, I mean. What kind of nerd? He was more socially

inept and also not that smart. Like a dandruff kind of nerd. Yeah, that's why you really

do need to apologize because it was not clean. Oh, Sean. And he was and it turns out he's a nice guy

and actually he's now friends with my dad, I think. That's because they both play magic, the gatherer.

For realsies? Yeah, they both play magic. So he closer to your dad. He's now friends with my dad,

my dad will see me and go like, yeah, so Jay says hi. So he's probably not mad at me, but yeah.

He used his head to erase the score the other day of her playing magic. Dominic Deere case.

So how you say last name? Dirkus. Dirkus. Yeah. Fucked it up. No, I mean, I answered it's

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