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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to improv for humans with Matt Bess, or that's me.

This is improv for humans, and that even includes customer service operators who thank me for

my patience, even though I clearly do not have any patience.

Yet they still thank me for it, so aren't they trying to kind of go to me there a little

bit?

Are you feeling needled?

I feel like they're trying to get at me.

Today, three other humans, myself, be improvising off your suggestions given to me on Twitter,

at Matt Bess, or your suggestion other sources will inspire our stories, won't talk, and

we'll do some scenes, ultimately.

Mike still, what's the closest you've ever come to death?

To death?

Yeah.

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