Hello, everybody. Welcome to another episode of Hawkwater Mornings. I am Brian

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It's a Saturday. It's a Saturday. It's not their typical Saturday, but it is a Saturday.

And that means we get to hang out with our good friend. Jeff Simmons, how are you doing, Jeff?

I'm doing all right, man. It feels like we haven't done a show in a while. I know, right? Yeah, it's been a few. I'm glad you got some time to, like, go out and play some golf. Dude, I had such a kick hearing Evan talk with you last week. And when he was describing my solo shows, I could not stop laughing because he was like trying to like hold something back and trying to be nice and say something.

But he like bit his tongue.

It was so fucking sorry.

It was so funny.

Well, I think everybody loved your solo shows.

And I think it was really fun that you did that.

And Emma was like, you know, how did you you like why did he have to do that i'm like

i didn't make him do anything i offered anyone who wanted to do it like whatever uh and i think

people really liked it and you know you've obviously got a lot to say and if your your uh positive

rating among commenters is off the charts.

Everybody loves hearing from Jeff. And not only do I love hearing from Jeff,

they love hearing from the Twitter patrolman who will get a visit from,

I think a little later this morning. Um, so brother, I'm,

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