Sea Serpents with Ashley Apap

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2026

⏱️ 39 minutes

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Sands Pants Network.
0:07.0	I just got this tiny phone.
0:08.6	I'm off the grid.
0:09.8	Tiny phone.
0:11.0	I'm off the grid.
0:11.7	That looks good.
0:12.4	What's that?
0:12.9	What's that shell?
0:14.1	Is that jelly star?
0:16.1	And so it's like a go see-through thing.
0:18.7	I like it.
0:19.4	It's retro.
0:20.0	Does it bounce?
0:21.3	You tell me.
0:23.2	Didn't see it.
0:24.9	It bounced a little bit.
0:26.5	It bounces a tiny amount.
0:29.2	I'm so, I want to be off the grid.
0:31.3	That sounds lovely.
0:32.8	I've recently set my phone up so that at sunset it goes into black and, and it comes out of black and white at 9.30 in the morning.
0:39.0	But I also set it up so that if I was cheeky in the night before, it goes into greyscale at 6 a.m. as well.
0:45.4	Yeah. So I wake up and it's always going to be gray.
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