Long Island Iced Tea with Maddy Weeks

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2026

⏱️ 34 minutes

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Sands Pants Network.
0:07.3	Does everyone got to the cheesles out of their mouth?
0:10.3	Right.
0:12.4	Yes.
0:16.4	You can't ask if everyone's got the chissel in your mouth while you still have chisels in your mouth.
0:19.5	That's why I asked and it was like,
0:40.1	not me. I'm still some in there. I imagine that would really come up as a parent if I'm like, do you need to pee before we leave? And they're like, no. And I'm like, that actually sounds like a great idea. Yeah, maybe we should do that. Start the car. I'll meet you there. Hey, everyone. Welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a second. I'm Cass. He's Hayden. Hi. How are you doing? Why'd you gasp before? Because I saw our special guest. That's the first time you're seeing them? Yeah. It's so special. I did a special gasp for our special guest. Okay, I'm doing fine.
0:54.7	Thanks for asking.
0:55.5	Even though it seems like you're immediately distracted, you feel like a very disingenuine question. Dysen genuine? That's not the word. Dysenvenuous. Dysenegener. Yes, and yeah. It's Maddie. Wait! Hello, I'm just sitting here silently. Just waiting. I'm like, hi, I'm here.
1:10.1	I am so excited to be back.
1:12.4	Thanks are coming back.
1:13.5	Oh, thank you for finally. I'm just sitting here silently. You're just waiting. I'm like, hi, I'm here. I am so excited to be back.
1:27.2	Thanks are coming back. Oh, thank you for finally messaging me. I've just been waiting, waiting, looking at my phone, being like, when will they write to me? Here I am. Hi. That's good. Hayden, our plan of looking, it's like trying to play it cool work. Oh yeah, playing it so cool.
1:27.9	I think we played it cool. We're playing the long game with you.
1:30.0	And I don't like that.
1:31.0	Please be forward. Please send me compliments daily. You love a short game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't like to play games at all, really. You can be a candy crush. Yeah, oh, I do love Candy Crush. Oh my gosh. I don't ever played Candy brain. Isn't it just bejeweled? No! Oh my gosh. Don't.
1:47.8	You can't. Oh, I do love Candy Crush. Oh my gosh. I haven't ever played Candy Crush.
1:44.2	Smooth brain. Oh, isn't just bejeweled?
1:45.8	No.
1:46.5	Oh my gosh.
1:47.5	Don't.
1:47.8	You can't say that on the internet.
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