You guys ever feel like maybe sometimes life is out to get you?

You ever feel like maybe the floor is quicksand and you're getting dragged down?

You ever walk into your room and find your dad sniffing your underwear seductively.

Well, if you have a fucked up life and need some unsolicited advice, come to me.

Actually, I guess if you come to me, it's solicited.

Anyways, if you have any fucked up things that you want my input on, go to the Twitter at forehead fables and DMs are open.

Send them to me.

And on this podcast, I'll go over them at the end of every episode.

All right.

So anything you guys are interested in me answering, hit me up in the DMs and I'll weigh in on it.

Hey, what's up, guys? This is me me general sam back at it again with episode 11 of forehead fables podcast uh we got some tough news today

um my wife started watching these podcasts so uh she's only on uh episode on episode two and she texted me angry because I had been talking to a woman

for 80 minutes and she didn't realize that the woman had a penis. I think she thought that was a joke.

And if she's already mad and she's only gotten that far, well, then might as well pack it up, boys.

I think I might die in the next couple days.

I think every episode, I have at least dragged her through the fucking dirt at least once.

At least once.

Anyways, so as you can tell, I'm as you can tell i'm sick as shit right i got sick i made that uh um i forget what the kinchy video you could tell my voice was all fucked up that's

why i didn't make anything for like a week my voice it just disappeared right it's because

of the baby she comes home and she's

fine too because babies they're like everybody acts like they're so fragile she takes a fall off

the sofa and wax her head on the coffee table and she screams for like 10 seconds and gets up and

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