SCP-5902: "Dept. of Abnormality"

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🗓️ 10 August 2021

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Just another day in the office. Say, you fill out Form 4AB-82 yet? Yeah, I need it before the Monday staff meeting... Patrons Hopen, Teabag Chopra, Caryne Hampton, Stan Nabors, Ricky Dash, Shifty Rhys, Jeremy Holm, skyenet, Ely-Za A Crawley, Lillith, CJ Espinoza-Chavez, Alycifer, Will & Andy 4Ever, Richard Solum-Windsor, Zachary Lessard, Dominik, Ash Taylor, pr0ud_librarian, Benjamin Lorenz, JustPeachy, Yael Segev, Mackenzie Madsen, and Adrian Bundy! Cast & Crew: SCP-5902 was written by CadaverCommander and MaliceAforethought Host & Narrator - Jon Grilz Researcher - Tanja Milojevic Mrs. Marquez - Rissa M. Alpha - David Collins Beta - Erik Kemp ____________ Assistant Editor - Jesse Hall Sound Designer - Danny Sweet Community Manager - Celeste Casian Music by Tom Rory Parsons Showrunner - Pacific S. Obadiah Producers - Tom Owen & Brad Miska Presented by Bloody Disgusting www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Twitter: https://twitter.com/scp_pod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scppod Discord: https://discord.gg/yW5BVPFgzp Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey everyone, it's Pacific. Just a few quick things to talk about this week and then a really
0:06.2	weird and wacky episode made for you. Yes, you, the one listening to this in your kitchen
0:12.4	right now. First, I have an exciting announcement. Our team has just grown a little bit bigger. Joining
0:22.6	us this week as our community manager is one of our wonderful discord moderators, a constant
0:29.0	thorn in my side and an incredible artist Celeste. Or as you may know them on Discord, Owl.
0:36.3	I'm incredibly happy to welcome Celeste onto the team. They have been an integral part of our
0:41.9	community for a very long time. So I'm glad this is finally happening. Welcome to the team.
0:48.3	Second, Tom Roy Parsons. Another amazing member of our team is currently selling the SCP-1730
0:55.3	soundtrack. And you can pick it up and listen to it right now at TomRoryParsons.bandacamp.com.
1:02.3	And right now, and right now, you can buy the album for 40% off using promo code Site 13 Sound.
1:13.4	Again, that's Site 13 Sound. And you can redeem that by going to TomRoryParsons.bandacamp.com.
1:22.7	And last but certainly not least, you have just a few more weeks to sign up as a patron at $5
1:28.6	or above to get this month's exclusive enamel pin. Quantities are limited. So if you want one,
1:35.6	sign up quickly. They are arriving. I want to say September 8 or 9th last time I checked.
1:43.2	So if you want to get a really cool enamel pin, it's a lucky the lock. In addition to a super
1:49.7	cool postcard, sign up at patreon.com slash SCP underscore p-o-d. And that's all for me. Enjoy this week's
1:59.7	episode. Warning. The foundation database is classified. Unauthorized access will result in
2:10.4	detainment. Within this archive, you'll find the procedures, descriptions, and accounts of the
2:16.6	most notorious anomalies we've encountered to date. Secure, contain, protect.
2:46.6	Foundation intelligence operatives are to investigate workplace accidents, abnormal or nonsensical trade
2:52.2	alterations, potential 5902-A sightings, and any and all mention of a department of administration
2:59.8	appearing within sufficient context. If infiltration is suspected, the vision of disrupted task force
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