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SCP-5552: "Our Stolen Theory"

SCP Archives

Pacific Obadiah

Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Fiction

4.62K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

If your life's work, your groundbreaking new theory was stolen from you, what would you do to get it back? Patrons James, Chuggle Fugg, Trychtopus, Dante Hawke, Max Young, AJ Real, Mike, MP, Hermit525, PhrexianNinja, Lord Vortexian, Jamie Calhoun, Dragon Gamer, erlkonigin, Seth Osgood, Sadphonics, CrabMcShellington, Jon, Laura Maher, Storm StOnge, ParBro, Sweet, Nolan Decker, Antonio Jaurez, Jacob Rose, Troy Furco, Vrogan Murphy, Shane W, Davic Corvin, anxietycrochet, Alexander Almedia, Camren Miller, and Chris Butts!   Cast & Crew: SCP-5552 was written by Captain Kirby Narrator - Jon Grilz Naman Gupta - Anver Mahmud Cindy Helsman - Elissa Park Specialist Bryson - Erik Kemp Chronicler - Rissa M. Raconteur - Brandon Nyugen Storyteller - Addison Peacock Clark - Ben Counter  ____________ Assistant Editor -Danny Sweet & Hannah McKinley Community Manager - Celeste Casian Transcript by Cheyenne Bramwell Music by Tom Rory Parsons Sound Design by Travis McMaster Showrunner - Pacific S. Obadiah Producers - Tom Owen & Brad Miska Presented by Bloody Disgusting www.Bloody-Disgusting.com  www.SCParchives.com  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod  Twitter: https://twitter.com/scp_pod  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scppod  Discord: https://discord.gg/yW5BVPFgzp Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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0:00.0

With a written under the radar genre or a proper out there podcast, sometimes it's better

0:06.2

when you get weird, especially when it comes to switching up your soft drink, introducing

0:10.7

new Dr Pepper Zero with the same blend of 23 unique flavours, it tastes just as weird

0:17.6

as regular Dr Pepper, but with zero sugar and zero calories, it's a taste you can't quite

0:23.3

put your finger on, weird, but in a surprisingly good way, try more weird with Dr Pepper Zero.

0:30.2

When Fiona started Fee's fancy flowers, she used a fax machine to get in touch with her

0:35.5

suppliers, her investors and her customers too, but as her business went from 100 customers

0:42.2

to 10,000, she realised it was time to finally embrace modern technology.

0:49.4

fax machines, they're kind of like your business current account, just because they were

0:53.8

good once doesn't mean you have to stick with them forever. Maybe it's time to switch

0:58.2

with the current account switch service.

1:02.2

We get to come to the cinema together every Tuesday or Wednesday.

1:05.6

It's amazing, but every week, every month, people look at it and cross-coast.

1:09.8

Oh, yeah, long.

1:12.2

Yes, Cole, it's amazing. Two for one tickets every week, I get it.

1:16.6

You might want to lower your voice, there's a movie on.

1:19.1

Miracat, you're a mover with two for one cinema tickets every Tuesday or Wednesday,

1:23.0

when you switch your car or home insurance to compare the market.

1:26.2

One membership a year, participating cinemas, two standard tickets only,

1:28.8

cheapest free. Teasing sees apply.

1:30.9

Hey everyone, it's Pacific and welcome to a little special holiday edition of SCP Archives.

1:39.0

If you're in the States, I hope you had a very happy holiday week last week.

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