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And without further ado, this week's episode. Unauthorized access will result in detainment.

Within this archive, you'll find the procedures, descriptions, and accounts of the most notorious anomalies we've encountered to date.

Secure, contain, protect.

Item number, S.C.P. 4885, Object Class, Keter. Specialment Procedures, Currently, it is only theorized that S.C.

485 is contained.

To further elaborate, S.C. 4885 is contained within an unknown Class 17 containment chamber in an unknown

site. In the event that S.C. 485 breaches containment, procedure and Vientium yum is CP 36 Class 17 containment chambers are to be connected to an independent self-driving vehicle.

At all times, 216 inactive containment chambers are to be readily available in the case of sudden and unforeseen breach of S.C. 4885's containment.

One D-class subject of stable mental health is to be submitted into the vehicle and driven into the system.

A cryptographically secure, pseudo-random number generator, is to choose a random number between

one and 36, and the vehicle is to be transported to a containment chamber based on the number chosen.

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