Hey everyone, it's Pacific. Not a lot to talk about this week, so I'll make it quick.

First, if you haven't received your April postcard or pins or merchandise yet,

don't worry, it's on its way to you. It was just a little late getting out. But yeah,

it's on its way. And if it's like two weeks after this episode and you still haven't received it,

reach out to me on Patreon, please. And I will make sure you get your merch. Second,

our next merch sign up will be in July. So if you want one of our exclusive enamel pins for

hitting 500 patrons, you want the new postcard design, which is going to be absolutely amazing,

or any of the other cool merch that we're offering, sign up between July 1st and July 30th

to get all of next month's awesome rewards. More on that as well as actual designs very, very soon.

And last but certainly not least, I make a lot of podcasts. And this week, if you haven't heard it,

I strongly encourage you to check out Margaret's Garden. It's 10 episodes. It's very familiar if

you're a fan of SCP. Two agents are sent into a very strange world and have to figure out what

the heck is going on. And there's creatures and astral planes and an astronaut named Pasha that

just kind of floats around. It has been perhaps the coolest show that I've gotten to write

and work on and just make in a while. So if you like what I do and you like all of my wonderful

actors who help me do what I do, check out Margaret's Garden. It's a ton of fun and it's available

free wherever you listen to podcasts. With that all said and done, enjoy this week's episode.

Warning. The foundation database is classified. Unauthorized access will result in detainment.

Within this archive, you'll find the procedures, descriptions, and accounts of the most notorious

anomalies we've encountered to date. Secure, contain, protect.

Thank you very much.

Item number SCP-2030. Object class. Keter. Special Containment Procedures.

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