Hey everyone, it's specific. Just two quick notes before we get to this week's episode.

First up, next week is April Fools. And, well it's not a real holiday, here at theCP Archives. We'd like to celebrate it.

So next week, instead of a full-length episode, we'll be giving you something a little

smaller and a lot funnier. We hope you enjoy it.

The week after that, on April 8th, we will be back with a full length terrifying tail.

And second, this week's patrons, we are absolutely astounded at how many of you have come out

and donated to our campaign. It is

absolutely mind-boggling. So without further ado, thank you. Brian Witt

Katrice Tuck, Alexander Lloyd Alfeld, Michael Meshkof, this is all I got

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Bartlett, Joshua Sesiso, Shannon Darling, Jesse Morgan, Sean Heisler, Ronald Neely the second, Candice Nola, Brandy Terry, Stephen Priesi Bolinsky, Matt Bertusi, Raylix, Christopher DeKalib, Bradley Cayton Anderson.

Kenneth Buchanan.

Kojis.

Mary Ann Violet.

Lily White and Trevor.

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