Scoot Marie Takes Cancun - Trail Mix #113
Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
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5 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 8 December 2025
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
In this mini episode we are reading more listener submitted stories. First up, a Cancun wedding trip turns chaotic when a tequila-fueled vacation fling with a younger boss collides with a very sensitive stomach. Then, a quick Sonic run in a comfy romper turns into a drive-through moment so embarrassing our camper still refuses to go back. Finally, we head into the New England woods, where our camper's little brother goes from home chef to felony arson.
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| 0:00.0 | Uh, counselor, there's a raccoon stuck in the vending machine. |
| 0:05.2 | That's so annoying. I wanted a snack. |
| 0:07.9 | Welcome to Trail Mix. |
| 0:09.4 | Our mini episodes from Camp Counselor's podcast. |
| 0:12.1 | Each week, the stories come from you, are Camp Shady Birch Campers. |
| 0:15.4 | We want to hear your juicy gossip. |
| 0:17.1 | Top secret confessions. |
| 0:18.8 | Embarrassing and scary stories. |
| 0:20.5 | And sprinkle in our sage counselor advice. |
| 0:23.5 | Trail Mix is for the campers. |
| 0:25.1 | And God, do we love you? |
| 0:28.6 | Hey, happy campers. |
| 0:31.2 | Welcome back to Trail Mix. |
| 0:33.6 | This is our mini episode where we read listeners submitted storiesumitted stories brought to you by listeners like you. |
| 0:41.2 | Thank you. |
| 0:43.0 | We are in the throes of crunchy season. |
| 0:46.3 | It's crispy. |
| 0:47.6 | It's dry. |
| 0:48.4 | My lips are in a permanent state of dehydration. |
| 0:52.1 | They're like building a layer of protected heart skin. Yeah, I didn't want to tell you, but it's like giving bottom of foot. Oh, hand foot and mouth. I'm like, I just did that like, hey, I'm like, my like mouth stretched in a position. It hasn't yet today. And I'm like, whoa, chill. And everyone's like, drink more water. It's like, I'm not a goddamn fish. fish no and then you're just like strapped to |
| 1:11.0 | having to hang out around a toilet for like every 15 minutes oh thank you everybody think out loud |
| 1:17.0 | what drink you want right now in your hand all over first i want a doctor pepper phallin ice |
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