Scooping Sunflower Seeds Out Of Your Rectum

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 03:03:03 Child Crucifies Two National Anthems / Awful Singer 08:10:24 Livestreaming Your Firing / Meltdown 13:17:08 The Snapping Grannies Sing About Nut Sacks And Vaginal Bleeding 18:24:08 Scooping Sunflower Seed Shells From A Woman’s Butthole 23:24:22 Sovereign Citizen Arrest 29:46:23 Sign Up For The Sideshow And Support DV 31:14:01 PO […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Friday, March 1st, 2024.
0:03.6	Coming up on the program today, right-wing granny singing about nut sacks and menstrual blood.
0:08.6	Plus, scooping out sunflower seeds from your rectum.
0:12.0	The easiest way to steal your friend's fiance is to turn him
0:15.0	into a woman and a dog swallowed his owner's penis. All coming up today.
0:19.7	Now please remain standing as the IU Air Force ROTC presents our nation's colors and
0:29.0	join in the singing of the United States National Anthem. the Not the early life
0:46.0	was so friendly we have
0:48.0	only we have
0:52.0	at the twilight's last gleaming
0:58.0	whose broad stripes and bright stars stars
1:04.0	the blue no bear or love a spite
1:10.0	for the real part we watch were so gallantly streaming.
1:23.0	And the rockets regular. Love balls first again in your I'm going to a new night.
1:45.0	To noon and the night.
1:50.0	That of the language was still there.
1:57.0	Rose day.
2:00.0	Rose, say the day. Rose say does that source bang go
2:08.0	no
2:09.0	man there yet away. the land of the land. And home, you never
2:37.0	the ground. Shut the fuck up! It's the distorted view show with Tim Hansen.
2:49.2	I don't have kitty milk.
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