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Absolutely Not

Scissoring is a Lie with Danae Hays

Absolutely Not

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Callin, Humor, Aperol, Arts, Comedian, Entertainment, Advice, Personal572339, Funny, Instagram, Hotline, Female, Comedy, Heathermcmahon

4.913.6K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2024

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, Heather welcomes the funniest gal in the south, Danae Hays. Heather has come in with some honorary cheetah print overalls and is ready to chit chat about life. They yap about being two outspoken southern gals, connecting over family trauma, and what has happened since her divorce. They also break down how bitterness can sneak up when the social media trolls get under your skin.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

The following podcast is a dear media production.

0:07.6

Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time.

0:13.8

I'm your host, Heather McMahon.

0:26.4

Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not podcast.

0:27.7

I'm your host, Heather McMahon.

0:28.6

How the hell are you?

0:30.1

I hope you're doing fantastic.

0:35.9

If you're watching this on the YouTube's right now, I'm in a pair of animal print overalls that I bought off the TikTok shop.

0:38.5

The TikTok shop, I can't talk because I got a little,

0:43.4

I got Botox on the top of my lip. That'll do it. And I can't say my Bs or P's or really S's,

0:47.3

T's or Q's. Okay. Jesus crap. Well, it's going to be a tough episode today, Heather.

0:54.8

I'm fine for my life. Okay. So I bought these out the TikTok shop for you. Thank you. It's a little bit country.

0:56.0

It's a little bit TikTok.

0:56.8

It's everything.

0:57.9

It's a little bit sexy.

0:58.9

It's a little bit sexy.

1:01.1

Because, you know, I like to keep it sexy a little bit.

1:02.3

I know you like to keep it sexy.

1:03.8

Deney, I'm so glad you're here.

1:05.7

We became fast friends on the internet.

1:12.5

And then I've seen you at award shows and all that jazz. And I said, bitch, you're on tour. You're absolutely crushing it. I had to have you into the Absolutely Not podcast.

1:13.8

How the hell are you?

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