Science Fair

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2015

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins is the one that welcomes YOU to the special land of SPONTANEANATION! This week, Paulsspecial guest is Paget Brewster ofCommunity,Criminal Minds, andThe Thrilling Adventure Hour! They chat about what kind of food related 28th amendment she would add to the constitution, under what circumstances would she ever taste human flesh, and her fathers family shorts. Paul is then joined by Maria Blasucci, Craig Cackowski, Amanda Lund to improvise a story set at Science Fair. As always, the remarkable Eban Schletter scores it all on piano!The next LIVE SPONTANEANATION will be recorded at Largo on Saturday, August 1st, with special guests Thomas Lennon, Sarah Burns and Craig Cackowski! Last time, thelive audience ONLY got to hear Paul and guest Scott Aukerman cover a Smiths song; what exclusive livemoments will the August audience get?Get your tickets before it sells out: bit.ly/SPONT815

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0:00.0	Welcome. I am the one who welcomes you. You are the one who is welcomed. It was ever thus. In the history of welcomes and welcomes.
0:18.0	Ha ha. What a symbiotic relationship we have.
0:22.9	Like a weird
0:24.1	bacteria thing that lives inside our stomachs
0:28.0	and eats stuff that we don't need for our bodies to go.
0:34.2	Hmm.
0:35.8	Probably could have phrased that better, but I'm not a scientist.
0:39.6	I wear a lab coat because it looks good.
0:44.0	It's a shame that the lab coat is restricted just to the science community because it is, I think, a dashing garment.
0:56.6	It is one dashing garment.
0:59.8	I had a friend who would be revulsed by the sound of me saying in this voice,
1:06.6	a cream-colored jacket.
1:11.3	Obviously, the first part of that, it's very gross sounding.
1:14.1	Cream colored.
1:15.0	But then jacket.
1:16.6	That is not helping anything.
1:20.5	That J.
1:22.5	You can keep it.
1:26.7	Cream colored jacket.
1:28.4	She may be listening to this.
1:30.6	She also has a problem with feet.
1:33.2	She does not like the human foot.
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