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SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

A Theme Park Break Room

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.94.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2015

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins welcomes friends, family, cousin varietals, uncles not related by blood, and pets to SPONTANEANATION! This week, Paulsspecial guest is creator of the Netflix original series BoJack Horseman, Raphael Bob-Waksberg! They chat about which reality competition show Raphael would have come to his home, why The Phantom Tollbooth holds up beautifully, and being hated by his middle school teacher for taking liberties during a historical re-enactment. Paul is then joined by Erinn Hayes, Marc Evan Jackson, and Mark McConville to improvise a story set at the break room for costumed characters and ride operators at a theme park. As always, the exceptional Eban Schletter scores it all on piano!The next LIVE SPONTANEANATION will be recorded at Largo onSaturday, August 1st, with special guests Thomas Lennon, Sarah Burns, Craig Cackowski and Marc Evan Jackson ! Last time, thelive audience ONLY got to hear Paul and guest Scott Aukerman cover a Smiths song; what exclusive livemoments will the August audience get?Get your tickets before it sells out: bit.ly/SPONT815

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0:00.0

Welcome.

0:05.0

Welcome friends.

0:07.0

Welcome family.

0:10.0

Welcome cousins.

0:12.0

Play cousins.

0:15.0

Welcome uncles, not related by blood,

0:20.0

but who were there when we were growing up.

0:25.2

Welcome pets.

0:27.4

Goodbye, dead pets.

0:30.1

How long did you think you were going to last anyway?

0:33.4

Oh.

0:36.0

Oh, the quaint ignorance of pets.

0:39.9

What are they thinking? Do they think?

0:43.1

Oh, man, I got it made in the shade.

0:46.1

I live in a house.

0:48.5

People feed me.

0:51.3

They have to attend to my every need because I'm a dumb dog.

0:57.2

And it's going to be like this forever.

1:01.0

Uh-uh.

1:02.5

It's not.

1:04.2

You're going to die, pets.

1:06.1

Now that's not a threat.

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